jared, this is your card

I don't know why you're you or if your name is really jared or if you actually capitalize your name or if you enjoy lists of questions or whether you eat or drink your breakfast, but i know you have given people a want to play together many time over and smiles around other people and feel a little more like the weird joy they are and they leave closer together and have had a good time with language and language-like things like probability and choice &c and i hear its because of you, so i made you a card.

if you're jared, this is your card, and i hope your day does good. If you're not, this is jared's card, and i hope your day does good.